A joke courtesy of Oliver exemplifying a bit of my current situation ....... xd
Diary of a Canadian maracucho
AUGUST 12 - Today I moved into my home in Canada. What gizzard!, what peace!, everything is so nice here. Mollejúas and majestic mountains. Vergación, I can hardly wait to see them covered in snow. How good to have left the heat, and anti-Chávez Chávez, humidity, traffic, the thugs, marches, slogans, petrol queues, queues for supermarket, bank queues, the opposition n, that verguero of coup and Bolivarian Circles in the streets of Maracaibo. Verga, look,! This is life cousin!
OCTOBER 14 - Canada is the most beautiful place I've ever seen in my entire life. The leaves have gone all shades of red and orange. Nice to have all four seasons. I went for a walk in the woods for the first time I saw a deer, what a cock most beautiful, are so agile, so graceful, is one of the most spectacular animals ever seen. This must be paradise cousin. I hope it snows soon, this is life!.
NOVEMBER 11 - soon begin deer hunting season. I can not imagine anyone who wants to kill one of those creatures of God. Has arrived I hope the winter snow soon. This is life!
DECEMBER 2 - snowed last night, I woke up and found everything covered with a white coating. It looks like a postcard ... a movie. I went out to shovel the snow off the steps and to shovel the entrance. I rubbed it and then had a snowball fight with the neighbors (I won) and when the snow level rose, I had to shovel again. What a beautiful snow! Cotton droplets appear scattered everywhere. What a beautiful place!. Canada, gizzard, this itself is life.
DECEMBER 12 - snowed again last night. I love Canada!. The bulldozer drove me to mess the entrance, but ... What can we do, anyway this is life.
DECEMBER 19 - Last night it snowed again. I could not completely clean the entry before the end because I was over the bulldozer. So today I could not go to work. I'm a little tired of so much of that snow shovel. THAT GOOD WITH BULLDOZER VERGA! What a life here in Canada ..!
DECEMBER 22 - snow fell again last night, or rather that white shit. I have hands are calloused cock and the blade. I think grader watching me from the corner and expected to end with the shovel pass. Her mother's pussy!
DECEMBER 25 - Happy white Christmas, but really white, because they are full of white shit. Damn! Fuck No!. If I take that drive the bulldozer I swear I'll kill him. I do not understand why not use more salt to melt ice faster this cock. Cone salt!
DECEMBER 27 - fell further last night that white shit. 3 days I've been locked up in this shit. I leave nothing more when I have to shovel snow after passing the grader. I can not go anywhere. Elcarro is buried up under a mountain denieve chunks. The news says that tonight will fall more than ten inches of snow. I can not believe.
DECEMBER 28 - news dick The smell was wrong again. No ten inches of snow fell ... no joda! Fell 34. The coñísimo your mother! As we continue and snow will not melt in summer. Now it appears that the bulldozer broke down near here, see what gizzard! And the driver dick came to me a shovel, Vergación, how cheeky! I told him I had broken 6 shovels cleaning up the shit that I had driven every day, and Medija it was not his fault, so I said: this is the yard, and going to see gu ; Evon who is to blame. So I broke the shovel head pussy pal. He deserves no joda.
JANUARY 4 - At last today I leave the house. I went to get food and a deer crossed the cock in front of the car, I gave him a pal killed Vergaz and pussy. What a good cock! The truck under me going out at $ 3,000. These animals should be poisoned pal dick pussy. I wish the hunters would have finished with them last year. The hunting season should last the whole year not fuck!.
MARCH 15 - I slipped on the ice yet it's in your cock and I left a leg. Last night I dreamed I planted a royal palm.
MAY 3 - When I removed the cast took the car to the mechanic. He said he was all rusty underneath because of the salt of the cock that they cast on the street. Salt pussy, who is he thinking? Is there another way to melt the ice? Bastards!
MAY 10 - I moved again to Chinita Maracaibo Thanks! This is life! What a delight! Heat fuck, humidity, marches, shouting slogans, petrol queues, queues for supermarket, bank queues, opposition cursing, wheezing, sweating, marching, traffic, cunning, and pain in the ass and still Goajiros ; Chavez ............ Verga, look, the truth is that anyone that comes to mind living in a piece of dick that in Canada, so lonely and cold, have to be crazy pal pussy. This is life PRIMO! 
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