Thursday, December 4, 2008

Will Burt's Bees Chapstick Hurt Cats

Back in Venezuela

in the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela. On 30 I embarked on my journey to the airport luggage, taxes so heavy that I could not buy many gifts for my friends, in addition to overweight and I got to pay extra bag> \u0026lt;, thankfully my homestay family gave me the tail to the airport because it saw me giving birth with the suitcases on the subway. After registering

luggage went straight to my door but pal from boarding area stopped me pa review valises, that crabs, as had many electronic devices began to check everything, even a test csi type smell with a little machine made, will be to see if it was carrying drugs or that I @ @. Then I had to wait another hour for the flight because it was raining and freeze the track, which was thawing. And then on the plane there were no problems, I got distracted looking at some new series and saw Dark Knight (best movie of the year). The flight made their regulations and 5 hours back from Venezuela, I was barely getting on my land because land just walked straight to a queue> \u0026lt;.

There was like 40 minutes in line at customs, no problem. The PEO was then with the suitcases, which in the dirty airport may not have many carts you ride your suitcase, if not you have to hunt and fight for them, so another half hour looking for a cart and after that feat since I got out, thankfully not grab me because otherwise I SENIAT fucked.

Once outside I was waiting for my brother and my cousin who is from La Guaira, that day I go where my uncles and Monday walking with my brother in Caracas who was an ex-girlfriend who happens to him Toronto had also arrived a few days. At least I got my good cachapa with cheese, in addition to stealing a few pieces of grilled tenderloin of my brother.

last Tuesday I went out back to Puerto Ordaz, back in the car with my brother. We gave him some time, we left Caracas at 11:30 am and arrived here at 7pm, where I met my family. Sure, I walked more focused on the grid waiting for me with my parents to guasacaca, my salad, and my banana cake, what a delight. And that is my story as I return to my homeland.

PD: Definitely prefer the heat to the cold ^ ^

Monday, November 24, 2008

Hepatitis C And Nosebleeds

evilgot @ 2008-11-24T21: 55:00 Weapons of Self Destruction

A joke courtesy of Oliver exemplifying a bit of my current situation ....... xd

Diary of a Canadian maracucho

AUGUST 12 - Today I moved into my home in Canada. What gizzard!, what peace!, everything is so nice here. Mollejúas and majestic mountains. Vergación, I can hardly wait to see them covered in snow. How good to have left the heat, and anti-Chávez Chávez, humidity, traffic, the thugs, marches, slogans, petrol queues, queues for supermarket, bank queues, the opposition n, that verguero of coup and Bolivarian Circles in the streets of Maracaibo. Verga, look,! This is life cousin!
OCTOBER 14 - Canada is the most beautiful place I've ever seen in my entire life. The leaves have gone all shades of red and orange. Nice to have all four seasons. I went for a walk in the woods for the first time I saw a deer, what a cock most beautiful, are so agile, so graceful, is one of the most spectacular animals ever seen. This must be paradise cousin. I hope it snows soon, this is life!.
NOVEMBER 11 - soon begin deer hunting season. I can not imagine anyone who wants to kill one of those creatures of God. Has arrived I hope the winter snow soon. This is life!
DECEMBER 2 - snowed last night, I woke up and found everything covered with a white coating. It looks like a postcard ... a movie. I went out to shovel the snow off the steps and to shovel the entrance. I rubbed it and then had a snowball fight with the neighbors (I won) and when the snow level rose, I had to shovel again. What a beautiful snow! Cotton droplets appear scattered everywhere. What a beautiful place!. Canada, gizzard, this itself is life.
DECEMBER 12 - snowed again last night. I love Canada!. The bulldozer drove me to mess the entrance, but ... What can we do, anyway this is life.
DECEMBER 19 - Last night it snowed again. I could not completely clean the entry before the end because I was over the bulldozer. So today I could not go to work. I'm a little tired of so much of that snow shovel. THAT GOOD WITH BULLDOZER VERGA! What a life here in Canada ..!
DECEMBER 22 - snow fell again last night, or rather that white shit. I have hands are calloused cock and the blade. I think grader watching me from the corner and expected to end with the shovel pass. Her mother's pussy!
DECEMBER 25 - Happy white Christmas, but really white, because they are full of white shit. Damn! Fuck No!. If I take that drive the bulldozer I swear I'll kill him. I do not understand why not use more salt to melt ice faster this cock. Cone salt!
DECEMBER 27 - fell further last night that white shit. 3 days I've been locked up in this shit. I leave nothing more when I have to shovel snow after passing the grader. I can not go anywhere. Elcarro is buried up under a mountain denieve chunks. The news says that tonight will fall more than ten inches of snow. I can not believe.
DECEMBER 28 - news dick The smell was wrong again. No ten inches of snow fell ... no joda! Fell 34. The coñísimo your mother! As we continue and snow will not melt in summer. Now it appears that the bulldozer broke down near here, see what gizzard! And the driver dick came to me a shovel, Vergación, how cheeky! I told him I had broken 6 shovels cleaning up the shit that I had driven every day, and Medija it was not his fault, so I said: this is the yard, and going to see gu ; Evon who is to blame. So I broke the shovel head pussy pal. He deserves no joda.
JANUARY 4 - At last today I leave the house. I went to get food and a deer crossed the cock in front of the car, I gave him a pal killed Vergaz and pussy. What a good cock! The truck under me going out at $ 3,000. These animals should be poisoned pal dick pussy. I wish the hunters would have finished with them last year. The hunting season should last the whole year not fuck!.
MARCH 15 - I slipped on the ice yet it's in your cock and I left a leg. Last night I dreamed I planted a royal palm.
MAY 3 - When I removed the cast took the car to the mechanic. He said he was all rusty underneath because of the salt of the cock that they cast on the street. Salt pussy, who is he thinking? Is there another way to melt the ice? Bastards!
MAY 10 - I moved again to Chinita Maracaibo Thanks! This is life! What a delight! Heat fuck, humidity, marches, shouting slogans, petrol queues, queues for supermarket, bank queues, opposition cursing, wheezing, sweating, marching, traffic, cunning, and pain in the ass and still Goajiros ; Chavez ............ Verga, look, the truth is that anyone that comes to mind living in a piece of dick that in Canada, so lonely and cold, have to be crazy pal pussy. This is life PRIMO!

How Long For Leg Legiment To Heal



Weapons of Self Destruction is the new tour of Robin Williams. For those who do not know Robin Williams is a comic actor, with films as famous as Hook, Bicentennial Man, Jack, Jumanji, etc. As a good fan of comedy you can not miss the opportunity to see this great actor live and direct in her new comedy act.

I must say it was great, I understood most of the English and the few things I did not understand was because they had to do with the general culture of Canada and USA. But that did not stop me to laugh since he started the show until it ended. The show covers various topics, starting with the canadian culture, politics, weather, etc.. I could not miss the reference to U.S. policy as Obama won, the use of technology today, alcohol, drugs, body human, etc. One of the many jokes was: "Take decaf is like masturbating with kitchen gloves, just does not work"

My seat was right near the stage so I could see perfectly and in addition there were two giant screens where the projected to other floors could see it. Although the price went a little high I say it was totally worth it and to the volveríaa see again, a unique experience. Too bad I could not take any photos because you can not, so just fails to capture their input.


Friday, November 21, 2008

Round Beds For Sale California

evilgot @ 2008-11-21T21: 54:00

Reporting from Toronto (BTW, that happened today in school I'm next to a Japanese and a bag of nothing out of Toronto and I like that O_O, wtf, is that a Venezuelan friend of his gifts, and thus clear I did not lose the opportunity to ask one, I learned to glory, had months without eating one ^ ^), and winter is here to stay and even cold. Temperatures of -8 for the time and falling snow one other day, and makes walking difficult because they create a layer of ice and I have no care if I can fall> \u0026lt;
With snow everywhere, a wind Ice cream makes everything even more, because there are no desire to get to any side. He had two plans for today but I did not want this cold, I sit here watching Stargate Atlantis and having some beers one of my roommates bought, plus a little gin I had saved, he knows well with fruit punch ^ ^
Here I have some photos to see the cold, and you judge whether it is worth leaving @ @:


My first post, we hope to continue publishing and do not leave the blog, when I got used to update it weekly and add it to the world of OEV.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

How Much Does Two Horse Trailer Weigh

LJ

After so long have LJ account so I'll see if you doi a chance and start a blog, but not write that shit, but hey, everything is to be a blogstar ....... XD .

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Quadriderme And Infants

I hate computers

Definitely, computers are the most annoying machine of all time. When the computer is allright, then the internet connection falls and your modem seems to be dead. When the connection is allright your computer gets infected by a new super destructive virus that had never been mentioned on the news before. When both things are allright, you are too tired to be in front of this silly box.
Your *state of charm* can turn into *pure wrath* in a moment, just because of the computer and the Internet. You were so happy and satisfied thinking about what you were going to post somewhwere, and when you are just finishing the post, the screen turns black. Darkness falls, as you fall into despair. Everything because of a machine that has decided that he will not agree with your writing. I cannot understand it.

The Ancient peoples were far more intelligent and advanced than us. They did not have computers, and I suppose they were happy most of the time (they only got angry when fighting or killing each other *, but it was certainly for fun). Look at the Celts, they did not need any computers, they did not need any messenger, or yahoo whatever, they had their festivals. Perhaps they used druids as computers. Maybe their gods where what we call nowadays 'Google' (is there any connection between Google and Ogma?... Certainly not, Because Ogma Must be a sort of super Hindu god of life and destruction, Celts Were more like Lycos ...).

So, do as I say: KILL THE COMPUTER AND OFFER IT TO YOUR GODS! But first, download all the texts you CAN find and all the celtic rock cds in the world and purchase a lot in online shops pay! Maybe politics

* Do not have computers?

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Good Waxing Lowell Ma

Writer's Block: What happened to you today?

I've been sweating all day, here in Barcelona, ice events is hot.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Forum Host That Can Put Ads

Lughnasssadh - Freyfaxi


Lugh

This party, devoted to the Celtic solar god-king, Lugh, celebrates the vitality of the summer, the energy expended at the time, but also, being the first day of autumn to the land north, preparation to be carried out for the winter, considering that from the time the temperatures begin to decline. This is symbolized by the bread: a food can only be created when the seed is collected, and may take some time.

really Lughnassadh was celebrated on August 7 in the Celtic lands, or rather with the first harvest, which meant having a large surplus of food (hence the amount of energy collected), but also I had to start saving for the winter (hence the preparation for winter).

present this festival is celebrated mainly in circles Celtic pagans and, under the Christian name of Lammas, neopagan branches. Keep in mind that Saxon Lammas means "loaf of bread" (Loaf of mass), and is closely linked to certain passages of the Bible. I personally prefer the name Lughnassadh literally 'games' or 'parties' of Lugh.


names for the festival:

modern-Irish: Lá Lúnasa (Lughnassadh day)

-Welsh, Calan

AWST -Scotland: Lunasduinn or Whitsun

as celebrated in other traditions:

-Freyfaxi and Hlafmaest in Germanic and Norse tradition

-Lammas in Wicca.

-First Harvest: Christianized holiday.

History of the celebration of this festival:

Mythologically, it is believed that Lugh dedicated this festival to his mother, Tailtu, died while conducting work clearing the fields of Ireland. It is also closely related to or Crom Dubh Crom Cruach, Scottish god is symbolically sacrificed at the time of the year.


Lughnassadh, along Samhain, Bealtaine and Imbolc, one of four major agricultural festivals of the Celtic culture. Lughnassadh marked the beginning of markets, and other summer festivals, it was the best time for the exchange of goods, tests of strength, commitment ...

Today celebrations are more common in Europe, bonfires and dances. Strength contests, concerts and recitals also take place.

Lughnassadh typical activities:

-Making bread and straw dolls.

-deer dances, where young people dance with deer antlers emulating youths.

-offerings to the gods of the crops in each village.

-Making bonfires.

-quizzes and tests of various kinds, because you have to remember that this festival is held in honor of Lugh and his mother, and Lugh, the bearer of the spear, was above all a warrior.

-The song of John Barleycorn: a traditional English song in which the protagonist symbolizes a kind of god of dying and rising fertility. In fact, John Barleycorn is the god of wheat, and death is told in the song is related to a possible ritual that took place at that time. The village chose a man and was treated like a king for a day, and then be sacrificed and shed their blood for the fields in order to stimulate the crop.


Freyfaxi:

Freyfaxi the Nordic-Germanic feast for Lughnassadh. The wheat is of crucial importance in it, but his name means "the horse Freyr. " Thus, the figure of the horse as a dual symbol of fertility and death, like nature at that time. There is also talk of a cult of the natural springs and wells, to which he gave gifts such as dolls representing various dísar wheat, which were kept up to Yule.

Freyfaxi commemorate also the period of truce and peace, because by the time the war ended and the warriors returned home. Sif, Thor's wife, whose hair was cut off by Loki, is the goddess who presides over this festival. To amend the loss of her hair, Thor sent the dwarf to build a hair gold. Sif, in this case, is the goddess mother, and her golden hair is the harvest. Thor is the protector, as Lugh the Celtic paganism, and lightning and thunder of summer storms scare away the misfortunes of the fields.


Sources:

http://www.applewarrior.com/celticworld/celticyear/

Gotland forn sed:

http://fornsed.es/index2.php?articulo_id=28&art=1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crom_Dubh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Harvest_Festivals

http://www.adf.org/rituals/celtic/lughnassadh/cei-lughnasad.html

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/2007/lughnassadh_lore.ht