Monday, November 24, 2008

Hepatitis C And Nosebleeds

evilgot @ 2008-11-24T21: 55:00 Weapons of Self Destruction

A joke courtesy of Oliver exemplifying a bit of my current situation ....... xd

Diary of a Canadian maracucho

AUGUST 12 - Today I moved into my home in Canada. What gizzard!, what peace!, everything is so nice here. Mollejúas and majestic mountains. Vergación, I can hardly wait to see them covered in snow. How good to have left the heat, and anti-Chávez Chávez, humidity, traffic, the thugs, marches, slogans, petrol queues, queues for supermarket, bank queues, the opposition n, that verguero of coup and Bolivarian Circles in the streets of Maracaibo. Verga, look,! This is life cousin!
OCTOBER 14 - Canada is the most beautiful place I've ever seen in my entire life. The leaves have gone all shades of red and orange. Nice to have all four seasons. I went for a walk in the woods for the first time I saw a deer, what a cock most beautiful, are so agile, so graceful, is one of the most spectacular animals ever seen. This must be paradise cousin. I hope it snows soon, this is life!.
NOVEMBER 11 - soon begin deer hunting season. I can not imagine anyone who wants to kill one of those creatures of God. Has arrived I hope the winter snow soon. This is life!
DECEMBER 2 - snowed last night, I woke up and found everything covered with a white coating. It looks like a postcard ... a movie. I went out to shovel the snow off the steps and to shovel the entrance. I rubbed it and then had a snowball fight with the neighbors (I won) and when the snow level rose, I had to shovel again. What a beautiful snow! Cotton droplets appear scattered everywhere. What a beautiful place!. Canada, gizzard, this itself is life.
DECEMBER 12 - snowed again last night. I love Canada!. The bulldozer drove me to mess the entrance, but ... What can we do, anyway this is life.
DECEMBER 19 - Last night it snowed again. I could not completely clean the entry before the end because I was over the bulldozer. So today I could not go to work. I'm a little tired of so much of that snow shovel. THAT GOOD WITH BULLDOZER VERGA! What a life here in Canada ..!
DECEMBER 22 - snow fell again last night, or rather that white shit. I have hands are calloused cock and the blade. I think grader watching me from the corner and expected to end with the shovel pass. Her mother's pussy!
DECEMBER 25 - Happy white Christmas, but really white, because they are full of white shit. Damn! Fuck No!. If I take that drive the bulldozer I swear I'll kill him. I do not understand why not use more salt to melt ice faster this cock. Cone salt!
DECEMBER 27 - fell further last night that white shit. 3 days I've been locked up in this shit. I leave nothing more when I have to shovel snow after passing the grader. I can not go anywhere. Elcarro is buried up under a mountain denieve chunks. The news says that tonight will fall more than ten inches of snow. I can not believe.
DECEMBER 28 - news dick The smell was wrong again. No ten inches of snow fell ... no joda! Fell 34. The coñísimo your mother! As we continue and snow will not melt in summer. Now it appears that the bulldozer broke down near here, see what gizzard! And the driver dick came to me a shovel, Vergación, how cheeky! I told him I had broken 6 shovels cleaning up the shit that I had driven every day, and Medija it was not his fault, so I said: this is the yard, and going to see gu ; Evon who is to blame. So I broke the shovel head pussy pal. He deserves no joda.
JANUARY 4 - At last today I leave the house. I went to get food and a deer crossed the cock in front of the car, I gave him a pal killed Vergaz and pussy. What a good cock! The truck under me going out at $ 3,000. These animals should be poisoned pal dick pussy. I wish the hunters would have finished with them last year. The hunting season should last the whole year not fuck!.
MARCH 15 - I slipped on the ice yet it's in your cock and I left a leg. Last night I dreamed I planted a royal palm.
MAY 3 - When I removed the cast took the car to the mechanic. He said he was all rusty underneath because of the salt of the cock that they cast on the street. Salt pussy, who is he thinking? Is there another way to melt the ice? Bastards!
MAY 10 - I moved again to Chinita Maracaibo Thanks! This is life! What a delight! Heat fuck, humidity, marches, shouting slogans, petrol queues, queues for supermarket, bank queues, opposition cursing, wheezing, sweating, marching, traffic, cunning, and pain in the ass and still Goajiros ; Chavez ............ Verga, look, the truth is that anyone that comes to mind living in a piece of dick that in Canada, so lonely and cold, have to be crazy pal pussy. This is life PRIMO!

How Long For Leg Legiment To Heal



Weapons of Self Destruction is the new tour of Robin Williams. For those who do not know Robin Williams is a comic actor, with films as famous as Hook, Bicentennial Man, Jack, Jumanji, etc. As a good fan of comedy you can not miss the opportunity to see this great actor live and direct in her new comedy act.

I must say it was great, I understood most of the English and the few things I did not understand was because they had to do with the general culture of Canada and USA. But that did not stop me to laugh since he started the show until it ended. The show covers various topics, starting with the canadian culture, politics, weather, etc.. I could not miss the reference to U.S. policy as Obama won, the use of technology today, alcohol, drugs, body human, etc. One of the many jokes was: "Take decaf is like masturbating with kitchen gloves, just does not work"

My seat was right near the stage so I could see perfectly and in addition there were two giant screens where the projected to other floors could see it. Although the price went a little high I say it was totally worth it and to the volveríaa see again, a unique experience. Too bad I could not take any photos because you can not, so just fails to capture their input.


Friday, November 21, 2008

Round Beds For Sale California

evilgot @ 2008-11-21T21: 54:00

Reporting from Toronto (BTW, that happened today in school I'm next to a Japanese and a bag of nothing out of Toronto and I like that O_O, wtf, is that a Venezuelan friend of his gifts, and thus clear I did not lose the opportunity to ask one, I learned to glory, had months without eating one ^ ^), and winter is here to stay and even cold. Temperatures of -8 for the time and falling snow one other day, and makes walking difficult because they create a layer of ice and I have no care if I can fall> \u0026lt;
With snow everywhere, a wind Ice cream makes everything even more, because there are no desire to get to any side. He had two plans for today but I did not want this cold, I sit here watching Stargate Atlantis and having some beers one of my roommates bought, plus a little gin I had saved, he knows well with fruit punch ^ ^
Here I have some photos to see the cold, and you judge whether it is worth leaving @ @:


My first post, we hope to continue publishing and do not leave the blog, when I got used to update it weekly and add it to the world of OEV.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

How Much Does Two Horse Trailer Weigh

LJ

After so long have LJ account so I'll see if you doi a chance and start a blog, but not write that shit, but hey, everything is to be a blogstar ....... XD .